Copyright© 2005 B-Unit Productions
Lyrics
Bizurke is my hizome just in case you forgot
Bizurke is the place where my homies gettin' shot.
Growing up is hard to do, hard to stay alive,
People cuttin' left and right like we on 95.
I strive on Woodedge drive to thrive and revive,
what we once had here rockin' in 22015.
You see back in the day I was rollin on dubs,
I used to gym it up at the Swim and Racket Club.
I hit the Burke Center Parkway, screw the Lee Chapel
Quick stop at Giant to get me a fruit Snapple.
New Walmart on my right, thats not how it used to be,
Planet Play and Baskin Robbins to the highest degree.
Bizurke has it all, other states may hate
But contemplate your fate before you start debate
So Fairfax and DC, best we say adieu
F you F'ing Springfield, we gotst a Bagel Bakery too.
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I’m going Berserk in Bizurke, don't wanan go to Wizork,
Just wanna watch my Wizards, and then go drain my lizard.
What other kinda towns got what we got to see,
Bowl America, Glory Days and Taco Bell slash KFC.
Sit down you fake playas and listen what I sizay,
Best be givin' props to our town that's in V-Izzay.
So all you other VA towns better move ova,
Even playa haters know that Burke is NOVA.
There's only one school that's cool and fuels the duel,
It's LBSS, suckas, so others just play the fool.
That's right, it's Lake Braddock, the play is automatic,
Robinson's the weaker one and Spartans, I've had it.
This is 703, f the 571, son,
Stop by 7-11 cause my Big Gulp's almost done.
Bizurke is unique, you know it's world renown,
what other town you know that burned it's fire station down?
Head to Burke Village with Hair Cuttery and Aladdin's,
This town is hella tight, its phat like John Madden.
Burke Nursery's down the road, maybe grow a tangerine
A fun place in October when it rocks out Halloween.
If you're running low on gizass, your options are extensive
Maybe go to Mobile though the Citgo's less expensive.
The scenery is hizzot so make sure you observe, but
watch out for high water when you get to dead man's curve..
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If you're to looking excite and want to spend the nizight
Bring your baby ma to Outback where it's No Rules, Just Rizight.
Head to the BPC, Baby, Burke Professional Center
It's cool with me, you must agree, don't be no dissenter.
We got PhDs and dentists and doctors of all cares,
They can even help you out when you've got that itch downstairs
We roll to BLP, biggity Burke Lake Park
Prepare yourself now for the journey you'll embark
Cause that's where its at, golf, trains and ice cream,
Got sweet ass putt putt and frisbee golf supreme.
The course is par 3, but I think that you'd agree,
That you'll probably hit a duck or two before a birdy. [So...]
Start to head on home and get on Ox Road South,
Pick up Wendy's Frosty's and they cool up in your mouth.
Pass over FCP, that's the Fairfax County Parkway,
Where we cruise and booze and tend to lose our friends all to the party.
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You think you got celebs, well Burke don't give a damn,
How bout Allen Johnson or how bout Mia Hamm.
We got Hubbie Davis of the Raptors, Wiz, and Knicks,
We got Eddie Moses who wins golds just with his kicks.
Pimp down Burke Lake Road, and if you can recall,
Hang a left at light and make it tight to Rolling Valley Mall.
If you're feeling hungry and your gut you must appease,
Pull your ride up to Tau Tau for their Cashew Chick Chinese.
If that don't fit your bill, then grab your senioritas,
and rock across the way to Shiro's or Anita's.
Maybe let's go over to PETCO
Marshalls gone but Ross is there, and Staple's is beyond compare.
Want to rent a movie, then grab your car and park it,
Hollywood’s right there across from Boston Market.
One last stop before we roll, just let me catch my brizeath
And hop on out at Subway, son, you know I'm eating Frizesh.
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You wanna catch some nuggets no need to push and shove it,
Just roll to McDonalds cause you know that I'm lovin' It.
Maybe its drive through for you cause later in the night it's where
Middle schoolers are the rulers and they might just start to fight
Safeway round the corner, buy your girl some flowers,
You best be in by midnight it's no longer 24 hours.
And if you want to make sure your night is with success,
Stop off and get a card and candy right at CVS.
Or maybe you and me can catch the VRE,
and meet up with our homies up in Washington D.C.
As you know this is the ending to our ballad,
But end or not I hope you bought a Spartans sweet Greek salad.
Hope you liked our rhizyme and hope you take the tizime,
To check out NOVA's center of all gang related crizime.
Cause Burke don't work if we don't go Berserk,
I shotty this town, I shotty seconds on this dizzert.